Raising kids is the right kind of difficult because they’re constantly testing their boundaries, which means they’re also constantly testing your patience. And in the journey that is growing up, kids tend to say and do things that are a little outrageous…because a clear line hasn’t been drawn yet for most social situations. Which, inevitably leads to them saying some rude as hell things. So these people hopped on Twitter to share their stories of the rudest things children have ever said.
My child told a woman she had a butt like Barney. I almost left town
— Mikki Kendall (@Karnythia) July 30, 2017
After loosing 80 lbs my aunt says you look so good my nephew says “why ya arms still big tho” 💀
— K (@kencam123) July 30, 2017
When my son was 3, he pointed to a woman with paws on her thigh in the grocery store and said “daddy, blues clues”
— Ryan T (@itmustbethatboy) July 30, 2017
he put keeping our cable on, on his Christmas list. The shade was thick!
— Dyonce’ (@Dy_Lejoi) July 30, 2017
My coworkers’ grandchild asked her how did they treat her when my coworker was a slave. Ms. Jean is 63.
— 🌞🌞SunnyNights🌚🌚 (@SunnyNights901) July 30, 2017
Boy told me he was getting me bosley for my birthday. I wanted to choke the smirk off of his face.
— Remo Gaggi (@Fuscious_Jones) July 30, 2017
My cousin wore thick bifocal glasses as a kid & a child asked him “Did you have to pay extra for those eyes or was u born wit em?’
— LaChat Ball (@Complexchick) July 30, 2017
My brother has a lazy eye. He has a tutoring business. One of the kids asked him “is that a lazy eye? Or a crazy eye?” 🤔🤔 I still laugh
— Nessi (@Nessa7887) July 30, 2017